movie qutes

[aaronpark[FF]]

post a funny or famour movie quote then the name of the movie

i'll start


One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall so the whole fiasco ended up in the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week he did it again. Different cat, same result, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I run in to him a week later at the mall and he’s buying another cat and I says to him “Jesus Walt what are you doing. You know you just gonna get this cat stuck in you ass too, why don’t you knock it off.
And he said to me, “how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out”. my cousin was a weird guy.

mallrats

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Why are you taking FF forum ideas and stealing them to here?

[aaronpark[FF]]

it was a good idea

my garandmother always said, "Why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free"

mallrats

[xMCMXCIx]

Ok...

[aaronpark[FF]]

your suppossed to put a quote

snootchie bootchies
clerks

[rabbleguy [wmhs]]

License and registration, chicken ****er

super troopers

[[C]irishdrummer]

]it was a good idea

my garandmother always said, "Why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free"

mallrats :D saweet i knew it was a good idea


what day is it?

uhh october.

NUDEY MAGAZINE DAY!!
-Billy Maddison

[hagendazman_wmhs]

"JESUS H. TAPDANCING CHRIST I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!"
-John Belushi as Jake Blues (Blues Bros)

[Jsniper]

Where you from son

Texas Sir

Only Steers and Queers come from Texas
And I dont see any Horns

R. Lee Ermy
FullMetal Jacket

[rabbleguy [wmhs]]

cmon kate time to put ure mouth where our balls are.
Dodgeball

[hagendazman_wmhs]

...we'll make our own tripod, but they'll have FOUR legs!

-crazy guy on Scary movie 4

[rabbleguy [wmhs]]

its not a question of where he grips it its a simple matter of weight ratios. A five ounce bird can not carry a one pound coconut

monty python and the holy grail

[[C]irishdrummer]

well perhaps if two were to carry it together.

-holy grail

[hagendazman_wmhs]

Come back here! I'll bite your lags off!!

-once more Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[rabbleguy [wmhs]]

tis but a scratch

a scratch ure arms off

no it isnt

look!

ive had worse

-holy grail

[hagendazman_wmhs]

"what else floats?" "very small rocks."

-guess what movie

[Dr_Funk_TLL]

"drugs are bad mmmkay"

[hagendazman_wmhs]

I'm going to set the building on fire...

[[C]irishdrummer]

bring out your dead

[hagendazman_wmhs]

I fart in your general direction

[rabbleguy [wmhs]]

so if she weighs as much as a duck, shes made of wood

and therefore..

A WITCH!!!!!

-u know wat movie

[[C]seminoles]

R U *** PRIVATE??

SIR, NO, SIR!!!

BULLSHIT! I BET U COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THRU A GARDEN HOSE!

full metal jacket.... 8)

[aaronpark]

what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today


groundhogs day

[surfnakedatjp]

"Carpe the Diem... Sieze the carp..." PigPen

-Out Cold-

[hagendazman_wmhs]

haha...

"what was that?"

"a football rigged with C4"

-Three Kings.


...btw thx for reviving these threads :D

[[C]seminoles]

wrong foot.....

scary movie 4

[ameusn]

"im happier then a tornado in a trailer park"

lary the cable guy
CARS

[rabbleguy [wmhs]]

i dont want a large farva, i want a goddamn litter of cola.

-super troopers

[Iron_Fist_Of_SB]

"Ohh my lucky stars! A Negro!"

-Blast From The Past

[[C]seminoles]

-"i found this watch back at the house"

-"you stole from my kin!"

-"well, he was gonna turn us in"

-"u didnt know that at the time!"

-"so i borrowed it till i did know!"

oh brother where art thou

[ameusn]

"you gonna eat yo cornbread?"

LIFE

[[C]seminoles]

"oh god, hes got a towel......"

"RUN AWAY!"

hitchhikers guide to the galaxy